Dinner Is Served Double Oven Mitt | ITEM LOG 065

Recovered from the Creepy Kitchen.

The oven was still warm.

A pot sat on the stove.

No one remembers turning it on.

Two oven mitts were hanging nearby.

One contained a recipe.

The other simply read:

DINNER IS SERVED.

No one has lifted the lid.

House Notes

The House has always had an unusual relationship with food.

Recipes appear where no one left them.

Ingredients go missing.

And occasionally, dinner prepares itself.

These mitts appear to have belonged to someone who spent considerably more time in the Creepy Kitchen than was advisable.

One side contains what appears to be a recipe.

The other offers an invitation.

The House recommends treating both with caution.

Artifact Classification

Designation: Dinner Is Served Double Oven Mitt
Status: Cleared for public release
Condition: Excellent
Recovered From: Creepy Kitchen
Observed Behavior: Frequently found near cookware that visitors insist they did not use.

If you've found this listing... the House may already be setting the table.

Product Details

A double oven mitt featuring two coordinating horror designs inspired by the Creepy Kitchen. The quilted construction provides practical protection when handling hot cookware, while the black center and trim complement the dark, vintage-inspired artwork.

• Durable 96% polyester / 4% elastane front with 100% cotton underside
• Heat-insulated interior helps protect hands from hot surfaces
• Slip-resistant surface for secure handling of cookware
• Lightweight, soft-to-touch quilted construction
• Convenient hanging loop for easy storage

Care Instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry clean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), gentle cycle, Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean